MAIN SECTIONS - News - The X-Box Guarantee Our guarantee withdrawn... 12/26/01, 16:30 (PST) As you may have read, on the Submit page we have guaranteed those who submit to our website their very own chance to be laminated in liquified X-Box. Unforunately, our promise can not be withheld. In recent months, with our conversion to our own server, things have gotten a little tight in the wallet department, if you know what I mean. With each X-Box costing $299 to begin with, we were just finding our supply not meeting demand. Not to mention the costs of airline tickets to get submitters up to the far away valley of Seattle, Washington. To lessen this cost, we tried sending do-it-yourself kits to various submitters. The result was disastrous: Cases like this little Johnny Sanchez just heightened our awareness of the dangerous side-effects of human lamination. There are often reported cases of blindness, loss of sight, the inability to see, and testicular vommit. So, we here at NGEB have come to a unanimous decision; we will no longer be supporting human lamination, but this comes with its drawback. No longer will submitters be laminated in liquified X-Box. Again, we're terribly sorry. Send hate mail to this address. Reported by: Sam